Conversation today, between me and my man:
me: I read somewhere that the islands of Okinawa in Japan have the highest number of centenarians per head in the world.
MM: oh, yeah?
me: Yeah, they've got a lot of people who live to be over 100 years old.
MM: Huh; I wonder why?
me: They say it's their diet. Maybe the secret is a lot of tofu and, I don't know, kelp?
MM: Maybe they're on to something.
MM (as he watches me slather a cup of mayonnaise on the chicken dish I was making): We're not gonna live as long as the Okinawans, are we?
me: Probably not, babe. Sorry.