The Bud [watching me clean the kitchen]: "Mommy, what you doing?"
Me: "Sweeping the floor, Bud."
The Bud: "Oh...I see. You vewy tired?"
Me [marveling over how I'm raising the most sensitive and empathetic child on the planet]: "Oh, yes, I'm very tired, Buddy. But the job's gotta be done. Thank you for asking!"
The Bud: "..."
Seconds later, I replayed our interaction and realized my three year old pronounces the word sleep, like sweep, and rarely uses prepositions without prompting. This probably meant that when I'd said "I'm sweeping the floor," he'd translated that to "I'm sleeping on the floor." I dove back in to repair the damage.
Me: "Oh, Buddy, I didn't mean I was going to sleep, I meant I was using the broom to clean the floor. That's called sweeping."
The Bud [turning his attention back to his snack]: "..."
Note to self: pull out my Toddler to English Dictionary before assuming I know what my kid is saying. #languagedevelopment